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Caffeineteria

[caf-een-uh-teer-ee-uh]

noun
  1. A coffee shop, café, or other food-serving establishment focused primarily on providing its customers with liquid caffeine delivery systems.

Modafenabled

[mow-daf-en-ay-bild]

adjective
  1. The state of being enabled to greater heights of productivity by having Modafinil in your system.
Origin:
Credited to Steven Moody. March, 2013.

noun
  1. A person who takes Modafinil without a plan for anything worthwhile to do during the ensuing period of focused alertness, thereby opting for many hours of alert but random activities.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. April, 2013.

noun
  1. Any document, the verbosity of which has been unreasonably increased by its author’s having been under the influence of Modafinil.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. September, 2013.

noun
  1. Someone who only wants to take the bare-essential supplements.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. February, 2016.

Adjective
  1. A description of someone who is a nootropic naysayer.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. February, 2016.

Noun
  1. Someone who only thinks of stimulants when they think of cognitive enhancers.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. February, 2016.

Noun
  1. Neurostimulation, such as transcranial direct-current stimulation (tDCS), used to treat certain medical conditions. Compare to pharmaceuticals.
Origin:
Professor Vincent Clark. November, 2015.

Noun
  1. One who explores and/or presses the boundaries of his or her cognition with the use of nootropics.
Origin:
Jesse Lawler. March, 2016.